I Got Ratted Out!

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SUDBURY POLICE

NOTICE OF ARREST:

It is with great pleasure that we announce that the “Ringleader” of the “(Crappy) Assistant Murders” has been apprehended and is being held in custody.

James Hodgins was arrested after a complicated sting operation involving  numerous law enforcement agencies on both sides of the borders. The comprehensive investigation has included officers from across Ontario and several US states. (see missing persons files). CSIS has also expressed interest, as has the FBI, with possible follow up by CIA, NRA, CFL, NHL, NBA, NAACP, PPOC, WHMIS, DOD, DEA, ATF, DOT, FDA, NCIS, USDA, UN, RICO, NASA, UNICEF, OPP, NSA, NATO, FUBAR, and several divisions of SPCA. (no animals were harmed in the commission of any of these crimes, but they may have been used as potential weapons). See “squirrel” addendum.

NB:  Now, as the search goes on for any possible accomplices to these crimes. For his own protection, (and at his own request) Mr. Hodgins will be held in padded, solitary.

It also should be noted that during the high risk take down that it  became apparent that Tazer use was ineffective on the suspect. It seems to be the first time on record that officers reported a suspect as “asking for more”!  He was heard saying “Do it again” numerous times. Til the arresting officers finally gave up when their units ran out of charge, and even though the subject reported he “had extra batteries in his bag”, it was decided to just quit and put him in the back of the cruiser. The officers declined to put him in the trunk as he requested.

This is what happens when you go visit Brad Kelly of Tequila Moon Productions in Cambridge Ontario.  I thought he was my friend, I thought he was just taking an image of me to be a nice guy.  I knew I should not have confided in him and his little Pet Rat.    This made me laugh when I just received it.  I met Brad a few years ago while attending a convention of the Professional Photographers Of Canada and realized at that time he had a very odd sense of humour, just like me.  Thanks again Brad, it was great seing you yesterday and I look forward to hanging with you in Nashville Next week.    Click here for the previous “Crappy Assistant Chronicles”

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5 Responses to “I Got Ratted Out!”

  1. Rene Skrodzki Says:

    Nice LOL. I actually have met Brad myself. He was teaching a class on BW photography through Conestoga College and I took his class.

    Hell of a nice guy, and knew so much about the history of photography and was so into the whole thing.

    Mind you I will miss the Crappy Assistant Chronicles unless you get out on Bail LOL.
    .-= Rene Skrodzki´s last blog ..Liz and Manny ~ Engagement =-.

  2. jameshodgins Says:

    I agree, the equipment he had in his studio he could start a museum. It was cool to see all the old stuff, and explained everything.

  3. clem Says:

    I am just glad he’s off the streets. Now maybe the worlds crappy assisants can rest at ease and not sleep with one eye open…………………in a trunk!

  4. mom Says:

    Poor Joce. I should have warned her.

  5. Bruce Nicol Says:

    Only one dirty “squirrel” was harmed – I don’t think that he should be put behind bars for this. This was a community service project.

    Care package coming soon, with a file in it.

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